Now that we’re home from our ISPA adventure, we thought we’d take a moment to post a few pictures from our trip because if you don’t already know this, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

And we really want to remember the beautiful night sky:

And the hotel bathroom amenities:

And our half-assed attempt at a self-portrait:

And our fantasy of accidentally bumping into Sir Elton and having him invite us to dinner and cocktails:

And the really bad dark-lipliner-no-lipstick look of our CNN anchor that bothered us so much we actually took her picture so we could remind ourself of how bad this really looks (in case, God help us, it ever comes back into style):

And that, in a nutshell, is how our trip went.

We can’t wait to do it again.